The Moment It All Changes

The Moment It All Changes
This feels unfinished, but doesn’t everything…?

As this book opens, we see you reading it. The surrounding areas are a picture of your life right now. This is the beginning of our movie, and you’re the star- we know this because we’ve started with you, sitting there, reading this.

The thing is, we flash back to that time you wanted to do something,

that thing you wanted to do, we see scenes of your life where you have failed over and over, and we see how those times, and what you learned during them have brought you to your current life- sitting there reading this,

But now we see you take a deep breath.

You let it out slowly- with resolve, you look at the camera and say:

Today is going to be different!

That thing you wanted to do today, that thing that you were going to put off- that reason that you bought this book, in the small hopes that it would get you off your ass to go TRY- that reason is now the thing you ARE going to do. You have no doubt about it-

The audience swells in a little cheer as we see you take another deep breath, look to camera and say- YES- I WILL!!

The couple in the front row hold each other a little tighter, because your resolve has spread to them- he’;s going to be a better husband, she is going to be a better wife. Your resolve to finally go do that thing you really, really want to try has given them courage to be better for each other.

The old man in the middle seat smiles wide, his wrinkles and age spots coming together in a dance like the stars on the night sky, remembering a time when he went for it- that girl, that job, that small showing of courage and telling life that he would not be denied. His feeling reminds him of what it is like to be alive, and he too resolves that he is not dead- dammit, if he can watch a movie, and he can breath, then dammit- he can still go do it!

You smile at your audience, knowing that you have done this for them, and you immediately get started on your plan. You know that every montage needs a list of actions, and most have a paper plan- step 1- is always to begin, even if the hero doesn’t know what to do.

so you start. My god, the makeup people have done a fantastic job because you look amazing. The lighting people have this glow that is coming from you, the music swells, and the camera pans in to watch you working hard towards your goal. We all know that you will make it if you keep it up.

You begin with excitement and energy; you feel like you are a new person, and you are- you are now one of those people who does the thing- not anymore being someone who SAYS they’re “going to” or a non-whatever- you are an actual member of that elite group- you call yourself by one of those titles even before you have actually finished because you know you will accomplish it, you just haven’t caught up to that moment in time yet.

We are watching your montage- you have never been so attractive because your light shines from the inside, your resolve, your spirit, your LIFE has led you to this moment, and we feel happy and giddy as we watch you take action.

Your first obstacle comes up, and whereas before it would be a stumbling block, maybe even something that would have prevented your goal, you break through it simply because you have already made that decision- there’s nothing to think about anymore- you are in the PROCESS, and it doesn’t end here- the PROCESS ends at the finish line, at the goal, at the end- when you WIN.

It doesn’t actually matter when that is, how far in the future, or even if it’s beyond your lifetime- you have set the actions in motion, and the audience watches, now knowing how the movie ends, but wanting to watch it happen.

And then you stop.

You stop for a second.

Just to reflect on what has happened.

Not just in this montage, but from the beginning- you watch that horrible thing that happened so long ago, and realize that it HAD to happen for you to come to this point in your life. You can actually look at that horrible time in your life, and from this perspective be GRATEFUL for it, because of how it has all turned out.

Without that horrible experience, which you cursed at the time, you wouldn’t be able to do what you are doing now. You see it again, from this perspective, and its pain has transformed. It’s not that the memory doesn’t hurt; it still does, but you relish in it. From this perspective, it gives you a new appreciation for the rest of your life- you see it all as a part of what has brought you to now.

And that’s when it happens.

In the middle of this montage.

Your actions, and reflections. Your past and present.

You see your life from the FUTURE, and realize that it has ALWAYS been about building you towards the next thing you want to do. The next thing you want to BECOME.

Your entire life: the childhood traumas, the teen angst, the adult insecurities, the middle-age doubts, the senior fears have all conspired together to help you CREATE WHO YOU ARE- you ARE these experiences, and you ARE the choices, and you ARE the PROCESS itself.

From this vantage point, the audience watching your growth cheers, seeing themselves in the process, seeing themselves as the challenges, seeing themselves AS the process.

We ARE the process, and we can cheer about every part of it. We stand up, together, cheering, applauding your progress, your life- because it is our own.

WE Cheer as we take a long view- one that spans forever, seeing the entire movie that has no beginning and no ending, but a never ending PROCESS of one decision to the next, creating a weaving pattern of CHANGE that brings about the beautiful nature of the Universe, created by us-


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Will Your Kids HATE Wreck-It-Ralph?

I went to see Wreck-It Ralph because I heard it was good.

Also, John Lasseter really hasn’t let me down much, and I LOVE how careful he is about storyline. There was also the fact that I grew up hanging out in candy stores and donut shops playing classic videogames, and it looked like there were a lot of videogame references.

Well, I went to see the movie when all the kids are in school (I don’t have a day job, so I can go do stuff when I want) with my wife, and WOW, did we both love it.

There were real characters, the emotion was deep and sincere. The storyline was tight and focused. There were a few real belly laughs and also tear-inducing moments.

But will your kids HATE all of the older references, or all of the jokes for the adults?

Only if they have no heart! Th world of the videohgames is colorful, fun, and imaginative. The language is directed towards kids, but the themes are about friendship and lonliness, and what it takes to really enjoy your life no matter your “station”/

I SUPER-DUPER RECOMMEND seeing this movie, and if you have kids, I TRIPLE-DUPER RECOMMEND IT!

SKYFALL- The Review

So Tonight I went to see SKYFALL, the latest 007 movie that had a whole bunch of nostalgia for the 007 fans. In this installment, James Bond has a great reason for why he’s on this mission, and then a big question surrounding what his motivations mean.

I won’t give any spoilers, but I can tell you that Javier Bardem, as the bad guy might as well be Dr. Evil because he’s kinda ridiculous. Yet…. it’s ok because he’s insane. Somehow, his whole “I’m a gay bad guy” is acceptable, even though a little silly.

The whole “007 for the 2010′s”, with less “gadget-ty” gadgets, and all of this “I’m getting old now” themes work, since it’s nice to acknowledge the traditions, yet kinda wink to the audience about them.

So, did I enjoy it? I guess so… I actually didn’t love it as much as a lot of people seem to, but it was pretty cool. I am a bug stickler for storyline, and there were some things that really make no sense, some silly “booby traps” and things like that, and the bad guy’s plan is really over complicated, but hey- what did I expect, right?

I’m glad I went to the theatre to see it, buut had I just seen it on the small screen, I would have been fine with that.

Sweet Sounds of Residual Income

So, because I have been working to create residual income in my life, I get to do fun things during the day. As a comedian and actor. I’ve created several characters, and today I got to record a SONG for one of them! He’s a rapper named “Gangsta Fag”

– Yes, you read that correctly.

He is the “Hardcore Hip-Hop Homosexual”, and his raps are just over-the-top and hilarious (well, I think so , at least!). Whenever I perform him, the crowd just roars with laughter at how ridiculous an idea it is.   I actually created him in 2000, and someone else came out with a character named the same… a few months later. Some people say he stole it, but whatever.

What do I care? Now I get to do whatever I want during the day, and the residual income comes in. Whether I’m acting, writing, or making music, I go to the mailbox, and look to see if there’s a check that day- How fun is that?

You might be stupid if…

I can’t believe that there are people out there who believe the ridiculous lies that are being told about the healthcare reform stuff.

Death Panels? Are you serious?

All you have to do is look at who loses money if something happens, and you’ll see where all of the crazy claims are coming from.

Fortunately, the White House is ahead of the game, and has created this site to explain exactly what is going on in the healthcare bill- Don’t believe that STUPID email!!!!

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